He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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