Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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