Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Randomize