im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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