Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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