i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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