can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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