As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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