i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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