Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I got inside last night via doggy door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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