Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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