Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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