i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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