It's like God shit irony all over that family
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Couch. On fire.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
