Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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