I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He did a backflip because drugs
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