Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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