I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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