This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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