Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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