apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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