She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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