He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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