We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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