We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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