i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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