I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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