Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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