1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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