people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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