Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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