Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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