This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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