You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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