pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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