So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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