I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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