I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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