My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
where are my eyebrows?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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