he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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