chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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