fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
