babies were throwing up all over the place
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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