Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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