Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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