I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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