And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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