This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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