I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
its liver damage thursday
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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