Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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