i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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