Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You're breaking my sexual little heart
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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