seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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