I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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