We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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