i don't plan on having that self control this summer
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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