Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
