i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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