Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
this will be a night to untag.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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